We are proud to present the Spanish Obsessed collection of humorous Spanish phrases. These are phrases you can use just to get a quick laugh during your Spanish conversation, or whenever you feel like lightening the mood. They’re also quite good to use with English people when you want to say something but don’t want to get in trouble – just try one of these phrases instead!
These are complete phrases, where you can impart your wisdom:
El que ríe último ríe mejor
He who laughs last laughs longest
Quien nada sabe, de nada duda
He that knows nothing, doubts nothing
Mucho hablar y poco decir juntos suelen ir
Empty vessels make the most noise (lit. “talking lots and saying little usually go together”)
Someone who talks too much, but actually doesn’t really say anything.
Todo tiene solución, menos la muerte
Nothing is certain but death and taxes (lit. “everything has a solution except for death”)
Con dinero baila el perro
Money talks (lit. “with money the dog dances”)