Date posted: December 12, 2013

Funny Spanish phrases
We are proud to present the Spanish Obsessed collection of humorous Spanish phrases. These are phrases you can use just to get a quick laugh during your Spanish conversation, or whenever you feel like lightening the mood. They’re also quite good to use with English people when you want to say something but don’t want to get in trouble – just try one of these phrases instead!

Funny Spanish insults

The Spanish are good with their insults. In fact, in many regions they take pride in the inventiveness and originality of their insults – especially in Southern Spain. In Andalucia, they take insults to an art form almost akin to poetry! Of course, as with any slang, these can be very regional. Don’t be surprised, therefore, if you hear something completely new wherever you are, or if people look at you like you’re mad when you try some of the below. We’ve tried to use insults which are common to all of the Spanish speaking world, but there’s always the chance that the object of your insult might not understand you!

El burro sabe mas que tu
Donkeys know more than you

Eres tan patético, que resultas entrañable
You’re so pathetic, you’re actually entertaining

Tienes la cara como una nevera por detrás
You have a face like the back of a fridge

Eres tan feo/a que hiciste llorar a una cebolla
You’re so ugly you made an onion cry

Hay días tontos y tontos todos los días
There are stupid days, and people who are stupid every day

La mona aunque se vista de seda, mona se queda
Although a monkey dresses in silk, it stays a monkey (similar to English “you can’t put lipstick on a pig”)

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Spanish proverbs

These are complete phrases, where you can impart your wisdom:

El que ríe último ríe mejor
He who laughs last laughs longest

Quien nada sabe, de nada duda
He that knows nothing, doubts nothing

Mucho hablar y poco decir juntos suelen ir
Empty vessels make the most noise (lit. “talking lots and saying little usually go together”)
Someone who talks too much, but actually doesn’t really say anything.

Todo tiene solución, menos la muerte
Nothing is certain but death and taxes (lit. “everything has a solution except for death”)

Con dinero baila el perro
Money talks (lit. “with money the dog dances”)

Other amusing Spanish phrases

Below is a collection of slang phrases which you can use in all sorts of situations:

Meter la pata
To screw up/put one’s foot (lit “paw”) in it. For example, Metí la pata cuando le dije a mi jefe que no estuve enfermo ayer, “I put my foot in it when I told my boss I wasn’t ill yesterday”.

Tener la cola sucia
To know one did something wrong, lit “to have a dirty tail”. For example, Sabe que tiene la cola sucia!, “he knows he did something wrong!”.

Feliz como una lombriz
As happy as a clam (lit. “as happy as a worm”)

Papando moscas
Day-dreaming (lit. “catching flies”). For example, Despiertate! Siempre estás papando moscas!: “Wake up! You’re always day-dreaming!

Creerse la última coca-cola del desierto
To think you’re the business (lit. “to think of oneself as the last coca-cola in the desert”)

Do you have any funny Spanish phrases you would add? Let us know in the comments below!

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  • Diana Caballero

    “Tienes la cara como una nevera por detrás” sounds cruel and funny at the same time. In Puerto Rico we use this funny one: “estar como sapo de letrina” to say that you are stuffed or full of food.